Then I took my c-pap breathing equipment in for a check-up. The machine has a built in memory card that records how many hours a day I use it and how much pressure it needs to produce to keep me breathing. Before the machine, my breathing was interrupted about 35 times an hour. With the machine, I average only 7 interruptions an hour. No wonder I don't fall asleep in front of the tv anymore. I'm getting about 7 1/2 hours of solid sleep a night! The gal who evaluated my performance is also a spinner, so we had a grand gabfest. I bet, with this smaller cast, I could even start spinning again.
So . . . Granny is visiting for a while and one day the 16year old granddaughter daughter comes romping through the living room in a very sheer shirt. "Sweetheart, you're not going out like that, are you? says Granny. "Why, I can see your nipples!"
The damsel replied, "Oh gran, get with it. No one minds if a girl shows off her rosebuds."
The next day, Miss Rosebuds flounces into the living room and there's Granny, topless. The young lady shrieked, "Oh my God, Gran! Put some clothes on. My boyfriend will be here any minute."
Granny smiled and replied, "Oh, get with it. If you can show off your rosebuds, then surely I can display my hanging baskets."