Blanket sewing goes on anyhow
Housework? Why yes, our house works very nicely, thank you. Wall to wall floors and ceilings, all the usual American appurtances . . .
Cleaning? Oh, you mean, like cleaning the house sort of house work? Bwahahahahah!
What? You're serious? But - but - what's the point? I mean, you dust the whole place and then all by itself it gets dirty and two months later you have to do it all over again. and it's not like you ever get ahead of the game. The only time I'mcompletely caught up on the laundry is when my husband and I are standing stark naked, folding clothes together. Like that'll ever happen. I'm 61, friends. I just don't do stark naked as well as I used to. Not that he complains, mind you. . . And he still looks like the blue-eyed lean haunched man I fell in love with, so maybe we should give it a try.
Oh lord, the sap IS rising! I always get extra frisky in the spring.