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Monday, March 09, 2009

kiddy thoughts

My inner three-year-old wants to report that when you eat lots of yummy bright green bread, you get bright green poop. My inner three-year-old finds this highly amusing. She wonders if we can find bright yellow bread and bright purple bread and bright pink bread. Then she wants to feed them to the neighbor's pit bull so that, like a large Easter Bunny, he can leave brightly colored presents on the lawn.

How does THAT go down with the morning coffee? My inner three-year-old is helpless with giggles.

posted by roxie @ 8:05 PM  

12 Comments:

  • At 9:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Ill bake the bread if you'll take the pictures. :)

     

  • At 9:53 PM , Blogger Rose L said...

    Now that would be funny!! Hopefully no kids think it is a special treat! YECHHH!

     

  • At 10:03 PM , Blogger Bobbie Wallace said...

    HAHAHAHAHA! I think that's a grand idea to make treats for the neighbors dog!

    I have a friend who, along with making sure the lebrechauns leave treats for the kids every year, sprinkles leprechaun dust (shamrock shaped confetti) all over the floor, puts green dye in their scrambled eggs and oatmeal and juice, but she also puts green dye in the toilet so the kids know the wee fellows took a wee while they were there. Of course, her kids are teenagers and haven't had the heart to tell her they no longer believe in lebrechauns, Santa, the Easter bunny, or the tooth fairy for years because they don't want to spoil her fun!

     

  • At 10:26 PM , Blogger Amy Lane said...

    Hee hee hee hee... your inner three year old is in good company!

     

  • At 5:10 AM , Blogger Donna Lee said...

    I'd love to see the neighbor's face when they see the brightly colored offerings.

     

  • At 5:20 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Um, yeah, I wanted to ask that question when I saw the post, but my inner 80 year old thought the better of it.
    Of course, my inner 3 year old would tell your inner 3 year old to take pictures. Or, maybe not. I don't know. My Inners are having an argument...

     

  • At 6:10 AM , Blogger Anil P said...

    And if the neighbour's pit bull obliges I would want to see pictures of the brightly coloured presents on the lawn :-)

     

  • At 3:20 PM , Blogger Heide said...

    I must confess that this is such a random thought that even I've never thought it before now. Most cats in the neighborhood crap in my backyard, maybe I could knock on doors and distribute multi-colored kibble so I could identify the piles and return them to the owners.

     

  • At 8:45 PM , Blogger Galad said...

    I've been having images in my head of the dog leaving "easter eggs" all over the yard. That would be too funny.

     

  • At 1:37 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    What a clever idea. But tell me, if you eat green egggs and ham does it have the same effect?

    Then why doesn't asparagus to that to you and your poo?
    Barb

     

  • At 1:39 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I'll bring you some of my famous-throughout-the-parish soda bread, but I refuse to dye it green.

     

  • At 3:19 AM , Blogger Kate said...

    Good Grief. Imagine what green beer will produce. Do you know from previous 17ths of March?

     

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