It's a cast of experts

Today I went to the cast and fracture clinic for the next step in the process.  The nice young doctor showed me my x-rays, explained in a bit more detail what had happened, and remarked on the good fit of my splint.  I told him it was Adrian's last cast and he was so impressed that he decided to leave it in place for seven more days.  Then I go in for x-rays and cast replacement.

It was an amusing afternoon.  When I arrived, the receptionist remarked on my name and the song that features it. ("Roxanne - you don't have to put on the red light.") "But you've probably heard that already," she remarked, and had the grace to look a bit chagrined.  I said, "If I had a dollar for every man who has screamed that song at me, I could buy a limo and run over the bastards."  She found that very amusing.

Then as I was leaving, the doc told me a joke.
Q. What is a double blind study?
A Two osteopaths trying to read an EKG.

My last day at work, I hadn't managed to pull together a lunch, so when the young man sharing my shift decided to go for coffee, I gave him all the money in my wallet, which was $3, and asked him to get me something for lunch.

"What are you in the mood for?" he asked.

"Hot sex on a waterbed, but just get me a sandwich or something."  I told him. 

He just about blushed to death.  When he came back (with a Cliff bar and an apple) I apologized for being completely out of line and he told me he thought it was hysterical. Good lad!