Sanna's Bag

“I never seem to have what I need when I need it. I’m going to make a belt-bag that’s bigger on the inside than on the outside, and just carry everything with me.”

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

'nother joke

So thesse three nuns get in a car accident and arrive at the pearly gates. And Saint Peter greets them, saying, "By the way, we have a little entrance exam, but you good women should have no problem with it."

He turns to the first nun and says, "What is the name of the first man God created?"

"That's Adam," she replied. And the trumpets blared, and the gates swung open and she walked on into heaven.

Peter asked the second nun, "What's the name of the first woman God created?"

"That's Eve," she replied. And the trumpets blared, and the gates swung open, and she walked on into heaven.

Peter asked the third nun, "What's the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

"That's really hard!" she protested. And the trumpets blared and the gates swung open . . .

4 Comments:

  • At 11:03 AM , Blogger Em said...

    So, I have to thank you for expanding my repertoire of off-color jokes. Most of the comic relief around our parts consists of more profanity than wit.

     
  • At 7:57 PM , Blogger Rose Lefebvre said...

    ROTFLOL
    another rib tickler from Roxie!!!

     
  • At 10:55 PM , Blogger Amy Lane said...

    Wah wah wah... badumpumb!

     
  • At 7:31 PM , Blogger Jejune said...

    LOL snigger snigger ;)

     

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