a joke

So these two Catholic priests get in a car accident and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greets them with apologies,, saying, "Gosh, things have been so crazy here lately, we're a little behind on our processing and we can't get you right in. But you both have been so virtuous that we can't just leave you in Limbo either, so what we're going to do is let you go back to earth for two weeks as anything you would like to be."

Father Ahern said, "Why that's a fine idea! I'd like to be an eagle, soaring through the open heavens, appreciating the view of God's glorious country beneath me."

Peter said, "Done!" And Father Ahern disappeared.

Father O'Malley said, "Celibacy has always been a struggle for me. I know this sounds terrible, but could I go back to earth as a stud?"

Peter said, "Done!" and Father O'Malley disappeared.

Two weeks later, Gabriel came to Peter and said, "Ok, we're caught up and ready to process those two priests now. Can you find them and bring them back?"

Peter said, "With father Ahern, no problem. He's soaring over the Grand Canyon and praising God in joy. But Father O'Malley is going to be more of a problem. He's in a snow tire somewhere in Montanna."