my new hobby

Thanks to Denise Sutherland and her new book, "Word Searches for Dummies," I have begun composing word search puzzles for the campus newspaper. Themes thus far have been "What's for Dinner?" and "Where does all the Money Go?" The paper could do with a bit of excitement, so my next theme was, "It's Mr. Happy!" using euphamisms for penis. I threw in the earthy Anglo-Saxon terms as well as cutesy things like "weewee," and "trouser snake."

I put my name on it, so I am already working on my, "What? These are college kids. They've heard all the dirty words already. And I didn't use anything they couldn't find in Chaucer." A good defense is well prepared, right? And if it stimulates a few letters to the editor, so much the better.

BUT, as I worked on the word list, I was interested in how many euphamisms start with W or P. I wonder why that is? All I could think of that didn't was: tool, unit, c-ck, d-ck and trouser snake. I would be willing to do an expanded version of the word search if I had more words. Any suggestions?