Sanna's Bag

“I never seem to have what I need when I need it. I’m going to make a belt-bag that’s bigger on the inside than on the outside, and just carry everything with me.”

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

joke

So this home for the mentally unstable got a new director who was a fervent proponent of music therapy. He bellieved that singing did wonders to calm and center the inmates, so he started an assylum choir and every time inmates came to practice sessions, the director gave them candy bars and Cokes. After about six months of this, the assylum dentist hit the roof and insisted the treats be changed. Reluctantly, the director started offering a sugar-free diet cola and an apple. The inmates didn't seem to mind and came to every practice session, participated with great enthusiasm, and actually became quite good. They began to give public recitals, and their fame spread. Now people come from all over the world to hear the moron Tab and apple choir.

5 Comments:

  • At 1:36 PM , Blogger Pat K said...

    Grrrroan!

     
  • At 2:31 PM , Blogger Rose Lefebvre said...

    Ouch!!! LOL

     
  • At 6:24 PM , Blogger Tiggywinkle Knits said...

    One of the many things I love about you, Roxie, this that you are definitely NOT "politically correct"! LOL!

     
  • At 10:02 PM , Blogger Amy Lane said...

    OUCH! Okay-- Big T told me this one: What do you call a donkey kissing an elephant? Bi-partisan.

     
  • At 10:02 PM , Blogger Em said...

    It is a mark of how poorly my brain was working today that I had to read this joke eight or nine times before I understood it. And then, I giggled. A lot.

     

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