Start the Souza marches! Bring all the cats and dogs inside and make them safe hiding places in the basement or the back of the closets. Make sure you have the hoses set ready in case the crazy neighbors drop flaming debris on your roof or dry garden. Set up the barbecue grill and buy a few more bags of ice. It's predicted to be 97 degrees today. Kiss a veteran and thank him for his service. Or thank her for her service. Obey the law, drive sober, wear a life-vest in the river, even if you DO know how to swim. This is the most dangerous day of the year, and I want you all to survive it. It IS possible to have fun without killing yourself!