DH and I have made up a game and we would like to invite you to play with us. It's, "Make up an element." You take a look at the periodic table of elements, (Oxygen, magnesium, plutonium, etc.)and then make upon of your own, and describe it. For example, I came up with rastafarium: It's found primarily in Jamacia, frequently in the presence of spliff, and presents long, tangled extrusions known as dreds.
DH came up with occupyrite: a recently discovered element useful for exciting other elements. It can be found in cities worldwide.
What's your element?
If I could get DH away from boardwalk
ReplyDeleteEmpire and then the zombie show long enough to ask him, we'd both play. As it is I'll have to go with teeveescreenium-that which renders all other elements drooling and useless only to be conquered by commercialonium.
Felinesium--(fe-line-EE-see-um)has the element symbol PURR.
ReplyDeleteFelinesium is light-weight, moves through the air with a breeze, and when moistened will create a hacking sound. If it is near canines it has an unusual reaction--it makes a hissing sound. This element can be a nuisance when in abundance because it clings to just about everything--clothing, furniture, blankets, carpeting. When found in large clumps, it feels soft and silky. At the present time, there is no known use for this element.
It is related to the element dustbunnium (dust-bun-ee-um) which shares similar features and is often seen moving across floors and under furniture in households. This element has a unique feature that its beginning or source has not been discovered, but scientists are still searching.
Fartainium : A highly combustable, heavy gas with an odor similar to that of decaying bodies.
ReplyDeleteQueertanium - A precious metal, highly prized for its lightweight and malleable qualities.
ReplyDeleteNot to be confused with Penisium, though.
Fantasmin; a rare odorless, colorless gas. Once inhaled, it can launch biological entities into realms unknown to the mundane consciousness. Unsympathetic scientists call it hallucinogenic. Alice
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