“I never seem to have what I need when I need it. I’m going to make a belt-bag that’s bigger on the inside than on the outside, and just carry everything with me.”
Thursday, November 05, 2009
It's Mr. Happy, the redheaded warrior of love
Word search for grownups. You know why young men name their penises? Because they don't want their whole life controlled by a total stranger.
Many of the names in the Dicktionery were coarse, angry and mean. And many were clever, affectionate, and gently self-effacing. I picked the ones I liked.
I've never understood the coarse, angry, mean names (unless it's someone you're trying to hurt). I love your collection and I'm impressed (read that embarassed) to say I had heard them all at one time or another. What kind of circles do I hang out in?
Well, ladies - and Dave - we are ladies,and gentleman, right? - you now see the danger of associating with Roxie, if you hadn't noticed before. After I've been with her, I have been known to say - uh- inappropriate things, surprising the hell out of folks who assumed I didn't even know such words...
It's a great joke. Convert wanted to know what was so funny and I couldn't tell her.
ReplyDelete"love weasel"? snort.
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ReplyDeleteBut I must point out a type...weasel is the correct spelling.
I've never understood the coarse, angry, mean names (unless it's someone you're trying to hurt). I love your collection and I'm impressed (read that embarassed) to say I had heard them all at one time or another. What kind of circles do I hang out in?
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ReplyDeleteHa! I'm leaving the spam up because it made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteThe spam really is hilarious--but your word search was awesome! And Mate and the tall people LOVED the joke!
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