“I never seem to have what I need when I need it. I’m going to make a belt-bag that’s bigger on the inside than on the outside, and just carry everything with me.”
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
One of these socks is not like the other
These are silly asymetric socks. They are made to wear on days when when the entire fricking world is out of kilter.
If your socks are asymetric, they restore the essential balance of a tilted universe.
I definitely need to make some asymetric off-kilter socks. Maybe they'll improve my equilibrium.
ReplyDeleteI'm such a doofus, I'd probably put something else out of balance if I wore them... some of us ARE the asymetric balance of the Universe...
ReplyDeleteOkay so with that logic, can you please knit me a pair for every day of the year??
ReplyDeleteThe universe is perfectly straight: it's just that some of us are a little askew.
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